opiio88 2024-8-24 09:09
[一代综师]在各个综艺里当刺客的向佐，这回的战绩是把林志玲老公气哭了--1[85P]
向佐发长文告别披荆斩棘，称三天内无法突破自己，网友：公主病
众所周知，为了不让向佐回家，郭碧婷给他报了很多兴趣班。
随便一数，今年就已经上了一二三四五六个综艺。
《无限超越班》↓
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《萌探2024》↓
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《三孩来了》↓
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《喜人奇妙夜》↓
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《跟我走吧》↓
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还有《披荆斩棘》↓
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2024年过去三分之二，向佐已成功晋升新的综艺咖，保证你随机打开一款综艺，就能看到他。
而综艺里的他，多数时候是惬意又松弛的。
聊聊孩子，和朋友嘻嘻哈哈，演技不行也不要紧，看在他老爸老妈的面子上，导师会哄着他。
太子爷游戏娱乐圈，就是这个爽啊。
但，谁都有但的时候。
最近向佐心情没那么美丽，节目里被人教训，微博上被骂到关闭评论，可能一肚子“嘤嘤嘤”了。
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事情要从上一期的《披哥》说起。
当时向佐和梁龙、黑泽良平、雅组成一队，选的歌是凤凰传奇的《自由飞翔》。
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这个组合蛮奇特的。
一个内地人，一个香港人，两个国际友人。
分到歌曲以后，大家就开始动心思，怎么把一首大家耳熟能详的歌弄出点新意。
黑泽良平，也就是林志玲的老公，负责队内的舞蹈设计，他准备把向佐的武术设计到舞蹈里面。
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舞蹈动作↓
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黑泽良平很细心。
连慢动作都拆解好了，录下来方便向佐练习。
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所以，效果咋样？
不咋样。
大家聚集后，进行首次合排舞蹈，黑泽良平问向佐舞蹈练了几次，答：四五次。
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一个舞蹈也没几分钟吧？
就练四五次？
不是唱跳出身，能练好？
这是吃瓜群众的正常反应。
但黑泽良平没有，相反他像一个金牌幼师，哄向佐如哄幼儿园小朋友：啊，厉害。
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到真正练习的时候，大家就知道向佐有多厉害了。
掉拍子，那叫一个厉害。
对比不明显的话，我分开截给你们看。
一个在跳舞↓
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一个在跳大神↓
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连导演都看出来了。
问黑泽良平用什么方法教向佐舞蹈。
黑泽良平还是那个金牌幼师，努力发现学生的优点，致力让每一个家长都满意。
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之后，他全心全意教向佐这个没一点舞蹈基础的人练跳舞。
怎么敲门，怎么用臀部发力，怎么有技巧的站立。同一个舞蹈动作，练了一遍又一遍。
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全心全意为他人着想的人，身上总会散发着圣光。
黑泽良平：想让他觉得跳舞很快乐，哪怕只有一瞬间，做到了也要表扬他。
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yes，yes，yes！
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就这样的状态，黑泽良平一直陪着向佐练了十五个小时。
十五个小时有多长？
你得连着上两天班，累到爬不起来。
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向佐的确是累了，倒在舞蹈室的沙发上，以陈飞宇的经典口呼吸方式眯着。
黑泽良平又来了，“不好意思，来吧，我们再多试一次”。
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结果↓
还是慌里慌张又抽象。
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最终向佐被导演点名了。
其他三个没问题，但一个有问题，这个团队就不行。
导演下达任务，大家不能太客气，不管三位哥哥是教向佐练，还是逼着向佐练，都要帮向佐做到更好。
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这个时候，向佐表现还是可以的。
说大家帮助了他很多，不齐是他的责任。
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黑泽良平则自责到掉眼泪。
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是的，向佐没哭，黑泽良平哭了。
郭碧婷你看看，你老公把林志玲老公搞哭啦，太过分啦。
那黑泽良平在作秀吗？
还真不是。
以前，就有节目找到黑泽良平高中时候的初恋女友，问高中时为啥把他甩了，初恋女友说，因为嫌弃他性格太温柔，自己说什么他都言听计从。
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网友：找到了林志玲和黑泽良平在一起的原因。
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哭过之后，原本以为大家会重新拾起勇气，再次出发。
结果剧情大大出人意料。
向！佐！跑！路！了！
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当时另外三个正商量着让向佐不跳舞，以武术的方式单独表演，向佐说要找导演组聊天，然后背上他帅气的背包就走了。
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给大家留了一个退赛的短信。
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向佐的意思很简单：离开是一种成全。
他认为如果是功夫或者演技，他有信心，但跳舞不是他的舒适圈，他有自知之明。
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